... is a penis

There are a lot of dickheads in the world - it’s our job to point them out!

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Tony Hayward, BP CEO, is a penis.

Tony Hayward, BP CEO, is a penis.
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We want your submissions!

All right people, it’s time to kick this up to the next level.  It’s time for YOU to get involved.  Do you have a favorite politician or celebrity who’s behaved in a particularly penis-ish fashion lately?  Do you have decent Photoshop skills?  Then submit your own Dickhead Photos!  Just click HERE and upload the file once you create it.

As you can probably tell, we’re rather liberal-leaning here (scroll down this page a little bit to see what we mean) but anybody is fair game if they’ve been exhibiting dickish behavior.  Here’s a few suggestions:  The head of BP, the governor of Arizona, Roger Ailes, Ann Coulter, etc., etc. 

Although it’s not difficult to find photos of the people that should be mocked, getting the other part of the image - the, um, replacement head - can be a bit more time-consuming… particularly if you’re trying to accurately match a particular angle or even lighting scenario.  (Not to mention the fact that, at least for us hetero males, looking at lots of candidate photos isn’t the most pleasant of processes).  But fear not!  Using the latest in silicone technology (It’s amazing what you can buy on the internet these days!), we’ve created a gallery of useful images HERE that should make the job much easier.  

So get to work - show us what you can do!  Incidentally, we don’t mind getting better versions of any images that are already on the site too - we’re always looking to improve.

If you want credit for your work, feel free to burn in a small watermark (name, URL, whatever) in one of the bottom corners.  Please, not too big though.

That’s it - we’re looking forward to seeing what you guys come up with!

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Rush Limbaugh is a penis…

Rush Limbaugh is a penis…
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